Happy 4th of July

Happy birthday to America, Land of the Free*

* Some conditions apply. Not available in all areas. The President retains the authority to alter or terminate the agreement at any time. In the event of a terrorist attack, you agree to trade liberty for imaginary security. Freedom is a trademark of the Republican Party. Any similarity in naming to other concepts is purely coincidental. Some components of freedom are the intellectual property of George Orwell and Ray Bradbury; used without permission. Contains small parts. Keep away from children, particularly those that start wars, run up trillion dollar debts, and like to go fishin' in Texas.