2 + 2 = ...

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four. If that is granted, all else follows.
—George Orwell, 1984

• George W. Bush:
  "We don't do math like that back in Texas"
• Dick Cheney:
  "Are we counting billions of dollars earned by Halliburton?"
• Alberto Gonzales:
  "I do not recall"
• Thomas Swidarski (Diebold Premier Election Solutions CEO):
  "What answer does the GOP want me to find?"